If you’re one of the many who didn’t receive online purchases on time for Christmas because of delays in UPS and FedEx shipping, I have news for you: Those problems weren’t due to fewer shopping days between Thanksgiving and Christmas in 2013, and they had nothing to do with bad weather.
The real culprit? A wild turkey. A boss longbeard to be exact.
As this video proves, package deliveries came to a standstill because Mr. Tom the Terrible decided to target truck drivers. Assuming this Minnesota tom survives the brutal winter, I’d hate to see what he’d do to a jake decoy come spring.
Until next time …